a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
hello, everyone! welcome to my blog. (or, in my case, blah-g.)
finally, i have a forum for all the exciting adventures i have, and all the brilliant ideas. i can tell you about
the cafes of paris, or about the darling little noodle shop i found in a quiet corner of tokyo. or, i can tell
you all the lies i am dying to make up. which, i admit, will probably constitute about 90% of this venture.
of course, they won't all be lies, but you can have fun figuring out which is which. my gift to you!
ok. now the disclaimers: no names will be changed. no one is getting away with anything, and no one
will come off looking bad unless they really make me mad. which, not for nothing, happens alot. anything you say can and will be used in here.

but enuf about me.

this week has been a heady combination of complete boredom and total fun.
me and rachelle went to arundel mills on fouth july. beat the heat, and beat the man! two movies for the price of one! woo hoo! (um, no your honour, um, that's one of the aforementioned lies i was talking about. really). anyway, mib ii is fun eyecandy. minority report is not bad, and the technology is not so over the top that i can't believe it. imagine a light and airey blade runner.

friday i read my book outside images cafe. crazy mike, our lovable homeless schizophrenic, paced up and down, oh, i would say, a couple dozen times. the funny thing is about mike, he is very intense, he is a liiiiiitle scary, but, honestly, he fixates on things that will give you pause. of course, he panhandled everyone, but after his fifteenth run up and down st. paul, he couldn't bring himself to improve his financial
situation, because some metaphysical problem must have weighed heavily on his mind. up and down, up and down, not yelling, not really muttering either, just mulling, i guess: "always some fucking monkey. always some got-dam monkey. always some monkey." (this is the abridged version, mind you, if you know the guy,you get the picture.) the funny thing is, he's right. always IS some monkey. doing what, i don't know, but the monkey part is true.

and then today, i make my blog. how fun!
posted by gregorio at 1:22 PM