a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
i received a disturbing email today. my arch-enemy, the evil and sinsiter david b., has called my page
"derivative." now, while i admit, i found out about blogger because he has an account here too, i derive nothing.
this only goes to show the depth to which my nemesis will sink to torpedo anything i do or say. (now, before you accuse me of undue paranoia, let me emphasize, that we both agree we are opponents. in fact, we did this walking around towson town mall one day, and i want to say that it is only with great love that you can truly become someone's arch-foe. you have to know their quirks, you have to understand their motivations and you have to really get inside their heads before you are able to thwart their vile plans. i think all good guy/bad guy relationships are like this. where would spidey be without doc oct?
where would superman be without lex luthor? austin powers without dr. evil? hmmmmmmmmmmmm?)
here i am, just trying to spread my own special brand of cheer and happines, and he has to go ruin it all for everyone. but, that is his way, and i have to remind myself that a light (me) shines brightest and best in the darkness (him).
anyway, if you want to read his crap go to upsidedownhippo.blogspot.com where you can find how he drones on about his pathetic, flying monkey-infested life. and his little dog, goblin, too.

who names a dog goblin, anyway?
posted by gregorio at 2:15 PM