a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
Ok, so I have been in the process of writing this rap. Well, by "me", I am referring to my alter-ego, Greggie G.
I have been torturing the students at the circ desk with the "rhymes" for the last few weeks, and now, I share with you!

Greggie G. gets the money, see!
Greggie G. gets the honies, see!
Driving in his car, drinkin' in bars,
Livin' his life like a big ol' rock star!

Greggie G. gets the bootie, see,
Greggie G. gets the cuties, see,
Knows all the smarties, goes to all the parties
Hooks you up wif all of his hotties!

Greggie G. is the pretty boy,
Greggie G. is a ladies toy,
Has the best taste, yes, knows the best places,
Takes his time, there's waste in haste, yes!


There's much more, but I will write them later. Fun for the whole family!
posted by gregorio at 3:00 PM