a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I have made a command decision concerning my porno name. Many of you may ( and many may not) know about the various porn film scripts I have rattlin' 'round this noggin o' mine, and if I were to produce said masterpieces, I will not want to associate my Christian name with the very same.( For privacy reasons, of course. ) Hey, if George Costanza can be Buck Nakked, I can have a name too.

So,I become, therefore, upon the advent of crappy, stilted and implausible dialogue, sets fashioned out of somebody's apartment and women covered with nothing but whipped cream and smiles: Rock Hart.
posted by gregorio at 9:55 PM