a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
WOW!
What a long, strange trip it has been! I want to apologize for not having updated this blog earlier. I have been having so much fun I have neglected all my fans! Not to worry tho, like MacArthur, I have returned.

For those of you who have never been to Ibiza, I recomend going. This small, undespoiled island off the coast of Spain is often overlooked by the mainland tourist trade. The natives are friendly and helpful, and prices are not expensive at all! I was able to stay an extra week for only 75 euros more, including hotel!
The beaches are pristine, and, I must add, the most you will see is the occasional English or German couple. Watch out though, they can be crazy! One of the English ladies almost took off her hat, and the Germans wanted me to take pictures of them shitting on each other. What a hoot!

Next on my travel log: New York on $5.00 a day!
posted by gregorio at 8:23 PM