a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
from now on, i will only speak in the fourth person. this is somewhere after the third person singular begins, and before the first person plural. the pronoun is hwe or shwe, depending on one's orientation.

hwe think it will change hour thinking on things that affect hus. definitely more breathey talk, at the very least.
give it a try yourself!
posted by gregorio at 9:47 PM