a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
well, we are still all alive. no big terror attacks, no surfiet of invasion. please let us start a dialogue, dear readers, as to why king george iv and v want to eradicate saddam. viki's brother john is convinced that the bushes have a vendetta against him. ( i promise, up front, that this will be no maclaughlin group where i cut you off only to call WRONG! and give some rabidly right wing "reasonette" (ie, a small reasoning, or something not quite a reason and therefore not reasonable) for the answer)
please email me your favourite theory. i will give a prize (maybe not as good as dan savage, but good still) to the best one. and, after all entries are compiled, i will reveal my brilliant thoughts on the issue.
clownx9@yahoo.com
and, i also promise to write more often, which is probably just for me rather than you.
posted by gregorio at 5:08 PM