a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
i get mail.
usually it is this kind:

do you like my boobs?
I'm such a slut! i even made guys from the chess team hit it, boy they were surprised >:)MY DORM CAM FOR THE GUYS!
or:

I'm 29 years old and a little lonely
User" Tigerlily86 " Has an note for you!!
You replied to an ad of mine a little while ago and said you may be
looking for a date. I'm 29 years old and a little lonely and need to
get out and have some fun. I like the outdoors as well as fine
restaurants, but i love a fireplace and a glass of good wine and............
THE REST OF THE MESSAGE IS AT THE SITE.
User" Tigerlily86 " has a full picture profile
http://www.realhotpersonals.com

but today i got this:

Are you going to update your g--d----- blog, or what?

--A flying monkey

sent to me by a certain archenemy, who shall remain nameless.
sniff. i didn't know he cared!
however, i do want to apologize to my loyal readers for my inexcusable absence.

mea culpa.
mea maxima culpa!

however, the next few days will provide you all with the news you crave, fear not!
i can say, however, that i have formed a Justice League, with my and viki's friend darren. united against you know who.
who says evil will prevail?
quickly, my parental visit was as agnst and tense free as can be humanly possible, we all had a blast. my parents love
Viki. we had a great time at the helmand when we went there to eat.
and, remember, halloween is coming up, are you ready? be spookey, friends, be spookey.
posted by gregorio at 8:26 PM