a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
i have yet to read dan savage column today, but, lemme telya, i don't think he will ever top himself from last week's 'dildo fatwa'. that phrase still kills me!
i now want to start a punk band with that name. i'll do it, too. i will.

if you have not gone to trinacria's yet, you are missing a slice of heaven. the fresh meats, the deeeeelicious cheeses, and oh-so-heavenly breads! and, where else can you get a decent wine for $3.99? not even at well's, thank you. i have gone there now twice to pick up deli meat for sandwiches. six days worht of sandwich meat for 8 bucks. i got pizza sauce (DAMN fine gravy, if you put some garlic in it, as viki and i discovered last night when she came over for dinner (price? $1 each)) and some linguini too. the macaroni there is homemade, $.60 a pound (yes, sixty cents) and infrikincredible. go to the corner of franklin and paca, 406 paca. did i say i like it?

on another note: i have a new addition to my appartment. clean. noiseless. friendly. spineless. just my kind of fellow: a zebra plant.

i will love him and feed him and call him: "george!"

err, maybe not. I know! i can call him dildo fatwa, or d. f. for short.

dildo fatwa. hehe!
posted by gregorio at 10:02 PM