a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
on saturday i had a misadventure, all due to the maryland public transportation system, and my inability to read basic information.
my usual mode of transport is the bus, whether it is the one public transport provides or by hopkins. i needed to get to best buy in towson/timonium, and, instead of taking the #8 (which would have been the wise choice) i took the #3. now, normally the 3 will bring you all the way to the mall, where i planned to stop off and get a book, and some lunch and fart around and then get on the 8 to best buy. that all sounds well and good, except for the fact that on saturdays, the bus does not proceed along that route. it goes to cromwell bridge--- not where i wanted to go. ok, i can walk to towson, no? sure. and get there an hour later.
at least i got my excercize for the day.
i wanted to get a new dvd player, because the old one blinked out on me. it was working one day, and not the next. well, i was, thankfully, able to return and get a refund,
a la erin, who took me to costco where i had bought it. i had the box, but no receipt. she had the receipt for hers. they gave us the money. erin is the man!
so best buy advertized a sale for dvd players, and i got an inexpensive one. now i can watch commentaries, and special features, and go to chapters, and all sorts of fun things like that, and extra clarity of the movie. and, i can watch my porn, which is all on dvd. which, ultimately is the most important reason.

and, lest you thought the greggie g saga was over, lend an ear to the latest rhyme:

greggie g is the rhymin master,
you rhyme it quick but he goes faster!
your rhymes so deep, but his be vaster,
his beats da bomb, but yours a disaster!


posted by gregorio at 6:15 PM