a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
Ever notice how you can say the meanest, cruelest things, and yet get away with it by adding the tag line,
"hey, I'm just trying to keep it real!"

Try it out. Be meaner than Joan Rivers at a fashion show. Be meaner than Joan Crawford at a wire coat-hanger factory. Make Mr T believe that he, himself, is worthy of pity.

And then, "hey man, I'm just trying to keep it real."

All will be forgiven.
posted by gregorio at 12:17 PM