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I don't think Gigli is the worst film I have ever seen. It certainly is disappointing, but not the worst.
That honour goes to films that are just plain stupid, not ones which fail to deliver, or ones thats fault is simply poor production values. Plan 9 From Outer Space is an example of the latter: the plot is pretty insane, but some of the dialog is inspired and meant to be thought provoking. Granted the acting is so stiff you could make a fence out of it, but basically it is a badly rushed movie, which, if given half a chance, could be done right. Ok maybe not that movie, but with better actors, or more takes, or something, it wouldn't be so.... mockable.

Gigli is wrong, because you have a good director directing badly, a good actor acting poorly, and J-Lo. Take away only one of these, and it would have been a much better flick. (I vote J-Lo.)

For the record, Freddie Gets Fingered is the worst, with Manos, Hand of Fate close behind. I would rather watch J-Lo perform Shakespeare than these abominations.
Can you see her as Juliet? I can, in my nightmares.

posted by gregorio at 8:39 PM