a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I have been reading a lot about how to make movies, and I think I can pull this off.

Here is an interesting tidbit tho': in two different, disparate sources, I have read that dentists make the biggest suckers--- I mean investors--- for films. My friend K----a"s friend, whom I have met, is a dental hygenist, and therefore has access to these types. K is herself an accountant, or has been in the past, and can help with the money. So, all I gotta do is get all the pieces together, and film stardom, here I come!

My greatest hope is this:
1) become independant movie maker
2) become a film star myself
3) pick up the pieces when afleck and jlo split for good
4) profit!

I will then have enough money to hire someone to kill quentin tarrentino, and the world will be better for everyone.

posted by gregorio at 7:54 PM