a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
Well, that job in special collections is a no-go. Well, they lose.

Therefore, we will work on "Fall In New York" in earnest, finish up my MLA, and plan my trip to China, all as I teach English composition at the GHCC.

Furthermore, in addition to aphorisms, we will also offer the occassional "You Ain't Never Gonna Hear" segments.
For example, YANGH: Erin C. say,"Aw, fucking rice AGAIN?!!!(because the inside joke on that is that EC once said, "God, it's been two days since I have eaten rice, I have to eat some.")
Or, Donald Rumsfeld: "Sit down, you look tired."--- because the inside joke on that is that DR thinks anyone
who sits is lazy. He, himself works, eats, and indubitably sleeps standing up.

I wish I could be making that up.

posted by gregorio at 1:23 PM