a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
1.Revolutions tried to do too much, and we got a weak love story for our trouble.

2.Dolphins are murderers. Follow:
A. meat is murder, and fish is meat
B. meat eaters are murderers if
a. eat when not absolutely necessary
b. are sentient beings (self-aware)
C. Dolphins are sentient and are intelligent, possesing
larger brains than humans, and are thus more intelligent
than homo sapiens
D. dolphins in captivity will eat any fish given them, and they
know they are taking food from less intelligent beings
E. dolphins therefore eat when they have opportunity, as
well as at regular feeding times
F. because of C and B, we can conclude that dolphins are
murderers, if murderers eat that which they murder, as
meat is murder

I say, death penalty to dolphins! Greenpeace and hippies: rebuttal?


posted by gregorio at 10:03 PM