a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
Gawker, my favourite New-York-gossip-and-celebrety-watch page, makes a report about Alec Baldwin.
Man, I want to be famous like AB. He was "looking pretty grey, old and boring but sober and was very courteous to the bar staff. He was with an attractive Japanese lady in her 30s."

I'm pretty courteous to bar staff. I look pretty grey, old and boring. Where is my attractive lady in her 30's?
posted by gregorio at 7:52 PM