a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I have not had an opportunity to blog recently, so my thoughts will come in a few parts. If you wish to read them on different days, feel free.

Part I: Three cheers for my home state, the Commonwealth of Massachussetts, which has declared the ban on homosexual marriages illegal
My recommendation: buy real estate in Northampton, and use it as either a bed and breakfast, or a larger place
with a huge first floor could accomodate wedding receptions. they have some nice homes for sale. Please refrain from being gauche, and buying the one on Fruit street.


Part II: My eagerly anticipated response from Margaret. Hear the audio of her on gay marriage!

Part III: As the followup to this, I want to recommend that MM and PC start attending the Episcopalean
church. By entering their communion, they can race to Mass(achussetts), get married, and then still receive the sacraments in the Roman Church, if they visit their relatives.
If you excuse the pun, it is the perfect back door!


erratum: on sunday, november 16, 2003 we wrote, "Try as I might, I have yet to see any examples of vagina dentata." This should read "Try as I might, I have yet to see any examples of vaginae dentatae." We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.
posted by gregorio at 1:44 PM