a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
Ahem.

I AM ALL ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY BOY TEDDY KENNEDY WAS ROLLING HIS EYES AND VISIBLY MUTTERING UNDER HIS BREATH WHILE THE MAN-WHO-IS-THE-FIGUREHEAD-OF-THE-RULING-JUNTA WAS MAKING HIS STUMP SPEECH FOR RE-ELECTION, AS OPPOSED TO GIVING A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS!

And I didn't think the old boy had it in him. So, for all of you subjected to the horror, my apologies, but do not apologize for George W. "Soon-to-be-one-term-like-his-dad" Bush.
posted by gregorio at 6:45 PM