a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
Before Al Gore invented the internet, the best that crazed individuals could do to spread their message was to either shout
from streetcorners wearning placard, or to post notices on telephone posts, mail boxes, and the like. In 1995, as a goof, I made one myself, predicting, amoung other things, that Bob Dole would win the 1996 presidential election (back when we had elections), and, after inauguration, reveal that he is a cyborg. I also stated that the government was using waves to control the people. I asked: "is it not surprizing that THE WAVE is such a popular thing at bread-and-circus-like sporting events?" I told people to call a fake-o number for the institute of Higher Empathy.

Gone are those days! Now, no longer need we plead to uncaring crowds, and preach our madness to the uncaring sheep!
Now, we no longer need to poster bathroom walls and bar-room chairs! We have the internet! Observe here and here

Be scared. Be very a-scared.
posted by gregorio at 3:49 PM