a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I have been studying Chinese Astrology lately. The cards I bought which help me to determine one's hororscope go far beyond the restaurant placemat "you are a tiger" or "you are an ox." I have been able to cast out various personality traits using the methods, and, while it has not gotten me any sex, it has gotten me free beer. Which, in my world, is pretty much the same.

Later posts will have your Chinese Horoscope recomendations.
posted by gregorio at 6:40 PM