a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
This month has been mostly a blur. Between the oriental hookers and the blow, the snatch and the Jack, the week long binges and the overnight observations at Union Memorial, I have not had time to blog much.

However, I do have a word of advice, based on my experiences: never combine the blue liquor and the yellow pill unless you want the piss red.

Just something to consider.
posted by gregorio at 4:45 PM