a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I often save the fortunes of fortune cookies in my wallet. I place them in the part of my wallet which also holds my JHU ID card, my bank card, my health card, and others. While taking out my video card, I noticed that one of the fortunes had been shoved down in the pocket. I dug it out, and in the process of doing so, found others which had made their way down to the bottom.

They are, in no particular order:


-The architecht fo your destiny is yourself.

-Share your happiness with others today.

-A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.

-Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.

-A good time to finish up old tasks.


These pithy aleuromantic suggestions have no common thread that I can see.
Maybe like googlisms you have to pick what you like and run with it, as the first suggests. In bed.
posted by gregorio at 5:27 PM