a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I think it ought to be a law, that if someone friends you, then they must automatically have someone else they can set you up with. Or they go to jail for a night.

"whaddya in here for?"
murder. you?
"didn't set the guy I friended up with someone else."
--- and all the girls slide away from her, because she is just that mean.
posted by gregorio at 4:49 PM