a description of the amazing and exciting adventures i have here in baltimore--- and other lies.

 
I believe I am correct, but it could be that I am wrong. I take great comfort in accepting this.
posted by gregorio at 7:30 PM

 
I have not had an opportunity to blog recently, so my thoughts will come in a few parts. If you wish to read them on different days, feel free.

Part I: Three cheers for my home state, the Commonwealth of Massachussetts, which has declared the ban on homosexual marriages illegal
My recommendation: buy real estate in Northampton, and use it as either a bed and breakfast, or a larger place
with a huge first floor could accomodate wedding receptions. they have some nice homes for sale. Please refrain from being gauche, and buying the one on Fruit street.


Part II: My eagerly anticipated response from Margaret. Hear the audio of her on gay marriage!

Part III: As the followup to this, I want to recommend that MM and PC start attending the Episcopalean
church. By entering their communion, they can race to Mass(achussetts), get married, and then still receive the sacraments in the Roman Church, if they visit their relatives.
If you excuse the pun, it is the perfect back door!


erratum: on sunday, november 16, 2003 we wrote, "Try as I might, I have yet to see any examples of vagina dentata." This should read "Try as I might, I have yet to see any examples of vaginae dentatae." We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.
posted by gregorio at 1:44 PM

 
Gawker, my favourite New-York-gossip-and-celebrety-watch page, makes a report about Alec Baldwin.
Man, I want to be famous like AB. He was "looking pretty grey, old and boring but sober and was very courteous to the bar staff. He was with an attractive Japanese lady in her 30s."

I'm pretty courteous to bar staff. I look pretty grey, old and boring. Where is my attractive lady in her 30's?
posted by gregorio at 7:52 PM

 
Try as I might, I have yet to see any examples of vagina dentata. Of course, the sweetest kittens have the
sharpest claws, but I am afraid it ends there.
I guess all the emasculation will have to be done emotionally, as usual.
posted by gregorio at 7:56 PM

 

posted by gregorio at 9:53 PM

 
I've decided that the correct carreer move for me would be to move to New York and open up a coffee bar. The name? Latte Lenya.

If this doesn't work, I will open a carry out, and call it Lucy Brownbag.
posted by gregorio at 8:53 PM

 
1.Revolutions tried to do too much, and we got a weak love story for our trouble.

2.Dolphins are murderers. Follow:
A. meat is murder, and fish is meat
B. meat eaters are murderers if
a. eat when not absolutely necessary
b. are sentient beings (self-aware)
C. Dolphins are sentient and are intelligent, possesing
larger brains than humans, and are thus more intelligent
than homo sapiens
D. dolphins in captivity will eat any fish given them, and they
know they are taking food from less intelligent beings
E. dolphins therefore eat when they have opportunity, as
well as at regular feeding times
F. because of C and B, we can conclude that dolphins are
murderers, if murderers eat that which they murder, as
meat is murder

I say, death penalty to dolphins! Greenpeace and hippies: rebuttal?


posted by gregorio at 10:03 PM

 
The next time I write to you, I will be a changed man. Tomorrow, I go to see Matrix, Revolutions. I do this willingly, so you won't hear me complain about how bad it is. I mean, really, I survived Gigly, how bad can this be?

Be scared. Be very a-scared
posted by gregorio at 9:24 PM